I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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