I've ID'd the nipple biter.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
