just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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