its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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