that's an acceptable place to lick
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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