i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I need to calm my uterus...
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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