And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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