At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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