Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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