I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
