he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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