the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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