at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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