if i died would you start the facebook group?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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