There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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