You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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