I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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