Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I would fuck him just for his dog
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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