This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
