There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
