I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Enjoy the penises
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Randomize