she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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