**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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