I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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