just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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