we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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