The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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