It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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