am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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