Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
