Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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