i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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