you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
