yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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