i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
