I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
