I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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