i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The adults are the big ones right?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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