I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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