Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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