We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Randomize
