Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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