This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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