Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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