That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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