Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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