he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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