Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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