The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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