people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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