We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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