normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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